(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physiciansper year are120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physicianis0.171.Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept ofHealth Human Services.
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Now think about this:
Guns:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.is80,000,000.(Yes, that's 80 million..)
(B) The number of accidental gun deathsper year, all age groups,is1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deathsper gun owneris.000188.
Statistics courtesy of FBI
So, statistically, doctors are approximately9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
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Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."
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FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
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Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
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Out of concern for the public at large,I have withheld the statistics onlawyersfor fear the shock would causepeople to panic and seek medical attention ! !
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There are 10 kinds of people in this world - those who understand binary and those who don't.
The Beaver
My guest map is wonderful ! And you'd all be wonderful to post, all of you lurk mode readers!
Thanks and may the winds of Fate blow your way !
3 comments:
Oh I love this post. Never saw these stats before! Thanks for sharing them. Hope you're having fun wherever you're jet-setting to!
I love your sense of humor beav!
Let me know when you're in DC or Baltimore. :)
You are even more amazing than I thought. I know its satire, but what enjoyable ambiguity. Thanks for the option to die of humor. As for the kinds of people in the world, there are only two that matter, those who eat all the cake they want and those who cannot eat all the cake they want. May all the conflicts of today lead to everyone being in the cake eating group. Amen. Thanks Oh Great One!
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